Blog #5
Oi, what a week I’m having and its only 6:30AM on a Friday! I wanted to go to NY this weekend to hang out with a friend and her midget counterpart but instead I’ve decided to do the one thing that scares most men and that is clean the apartment….why does that scare most men? Because deep down inside every man is a 15 year old boy…I can prove it as well show me a model train set and I smile and want to play with them until I fall asleep show me boobs and the same thing happens.
You know when I type these blogs there are always something else going on around me, right now this very moment I’m thinking about boobs…no, no, no, I’m not….yes I am… No I’m not. Actually I have a load of laundry going, dishwasher is going and my mystery Maserati is drying off out back……Wha? Morty has a Maserati? The $160,000 high end Italian beauty the Sophia Lauren of automobiles Well actually that’s the mystery part of it it’s cleverly disguised as a Minivan cool huh? Shhh, don’t te……wait a tick, what’s this An email from Cindy? Yeah! (Does the happy dance) Everyone this is Cindy, Cindy, Everyone. Can’t you just hear everyone say hello? Or is that just me? It’s kind of like when I was in group at Western State. Sit in a big circle mumbling things that didn’t make sense me talking about boo….uhhh…trains. Yea, that’s the ticket!
Well I should be going and start vacuuming (mental note, but vacuum) (other mental note figure out how to spell vacuum).
Have a great day!
Morty
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