Joe Biden = nice tie, Sarah Palin = has breasts...decisions, decisions.

Blog #9

Holy Canoli did you see Mrs. Lisner on the television the other night? No? Who’s Mrs. Lisner? Mrs. Lisner was my 5th grade teacher growing up and to me she is a hottie! Now why is she standing by some podium talking to either Statler or Waldorf from the Muppet show?

Ok so for those who do not know we had vice presidential debates the other night between the hottie and the nottie . I actually recorded them and finally got to watch them last night....I’m very astute about these things; here is what I’ve learned about our two candidates (just in case you are wondering)

Joe Biden:
Tall (Herman Munster height)
Rambles on
Always squints like he’s sitting on the can or something…
Nice tie.

Sarah Palin:
Tina Fey plays her better.
Hockey mom,Yet still has all her teeth.
Looks like Mrs. Lisner
Talks like the sheriff in the movie Fargo yea, ya betcha I do!
Has breasts.

Well now you know who I’m voting for…well actually I am still undecided to go with the team of Captain squinty eyes and the guy that does the voiceovers for Colt 45 Malt Liquor or the Mccain-a-saurus who actually signed the declaration of independence and his running mate Skin-a-max librarian Hot Sarah….decisions will need to be made I suggest that we just call up England and tell them that we were just kidding about that whole independence thing and could we come over for a tic….

Anyway I promise not to hack the voting machines when it’s time to vote….I was actually thinking of bringing a micro recorder of shower sounds and wear shorts under my pants and sneak in a towel and a loofer sponge so when I go into the voting booth and close the half height curtain behind me I’d turn on my shower sounds take off the pants and throw the towel over the top of the curtain and start singing my shower songs…..just to mess with the other voters.

Last time I voted As soon as I closed the curtain I said in a loud voice “Forgive me Father. For I have Sinned, it’s been 20 years since my last Confession…..Father? Father? Father O’Malley Are you there?

And on we roll……
It’s good to be the Morty