Blog #3
I love Bollywood movies!
No seriously I really do, first off there are no ugly people in them they all look like they just cam off of America’s Next Top Model as opposed to me which looks like I came off of Top Chef which on a side note why hasn’t the marketing teams out there invented reality tv trading cards yet? But I digress, The one thing I love about a true Bollywood film is that there is always singing and dancing…think about it, besides High School Musical when was the last time America created a really good toe tapping musical? I think in India it’s one a day J. I guess it’s also the dancing, it just looks like a lot of fun, kind of looks like line dancing except more curry and less mullet. If you want to get a taste of true Bollywood films I own about 50 I would start out with a crossover film try Bride and Prejudice it’s a take on Pride and Prejudice but with more beautiful people in it J
Jesus and the Cheeseburger…
Huh? I’m pretty sure that our ‘lord and savior’, the big guy upstairs, Ted Nugent look-alike did not eat cheeseburgers back in ancient Judea time…..you’re probably right after all where are you going to find individually wrapped, orange, square cheese in ancient Jerusalem? I’m kind of a spiritual guy, that said I also love cheeseburgers and I’ve been thinking about getting inked on my other arm either a big old cheeseburger or the crucifixion of the C man and then it dawned on me I could do both I can have the crucifixion but in one of J’s hand I could put a cheeseburger and with his mouth open it’ll look like he’s reaching for it………wha? Express ticket to where? H-E- double hockey sticks? Hmmmm maybe a rethink is in order J
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