Derby time, debates and Hot Skater Dumplings!

Blog #10


“The joint is Jumpin. The wheels are Pumpin” And they’re off! The DC Demoncats are going up against the Cherry Blossom Bombshells and the Armory is rockin’ one hour before that , my stomach was rockin’ so a burger and fries were in order from Spikes place and then over to the Armory for some hard hitting fun!

It’s been about a month since the last time I saw my girls bout and when I say girls I’m referring to the Swedish translation of Girl which is “An educated woman of high moral values with a propensity to excel in sports” …..or hot skater dumplings you’re choice. I love watching DC Rollergirls It’s like a club or even more so like a family. The girls are all friends with each other until the second whistle blows then its clobberin’ time J I’ve got a couple favorite skaters that I like to watch Kimono Dragon being one of them She is so sweet in person, yet on the track she’s a force to be reckoned with! Also Camilla the Hun although she skates for the DC Demoncats she is faster then a fat man at a Denny’s sausage bar…..mmmmm sausage…… The bouts are 2-30 minute long gladiator matches ummmm, It’s like the last scene in Ben-Hur when Charlton Heston is riding in the chariot in the oval shaped arena to the shouts and cheers of thousands. Same thing at Roller Derby but imagine that the chariots were replaced with high end quad skates and Charlton is wearing fishnets

In the end My Cherry Blossom Bombshells paper trained the kitties and then everyone went to the after party except me…I’m not really a big people person
No, really I’m not, too much work to get done at the house.

Oh, you know I wanted to mention one last thing about the past debates and I say this because I was a geeky guy who was on the debating team in college…. (I know, Dork alert, I’ll give myself a wedgie in a minute) We actually had to practice speaking in front of crowds and just the general masses whenever possible which I did find nerve wracking after a bit until I learned to calm myself down and just enjoy Mass Debating
(nyuk-nyuk-nyuk dork humor) If you didn’t get it then read the last line again
I gotta run, next time why don’t we chat on was-bunds and hickies.

Morty